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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 07:06

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.